I would happily kiss the U.S. Government right now. It was one week. ONE WEEK of waiting. And I did not spend the extra millions of dollars to expedite the service. Thank you Obama and your minions, you gave me one more thing to mark off my To Do list.
In other news of stress relief, I have decided to donate my apartment while I am gone to a program where I work. The Breakthrough program offers summer school to 5th and 6th graders who may not have access to a successful education in a supportive atmosphere which encourages higher learning. Their teachers are college age students from all over the country and most of them need a place to live. I can provide that! I'll soon be in touch with an awesome girl from Miami who will love my Ness and sit on my couch. Yes, I'll be missing out on a month's rent but I've been saving my money well and I can take this small setback. The Miami girls needs me and I need her so it is a happy match in the end.
I also bought nice walking shoes today. Merrell's.
I have dedicated myself to be a house manager for a drag show to help pay for these expenses. It's a fun way to make money but I am tired of being out so late every night. Time to put on my slippers and watch "Glee" while drinking tea. I live the good life, yo.
